for the most part, i really enjoy working with the folks at work

Co-Worker (CW): "We will make a place for you down here in our kingdom, Jenn"
Me: "Wow, I get to be a minion in your world?"
CW: "You'll have to earn the right to be a minion"
Me: "There's a minion career path?? Better than what I've got here!"

And:

Me: "Why can't you go out on Monday night with us?"
Different Co-Worker (DCW): "I've got to work my second job."
Me: "What is your second job?"
DCW: "Poison Control."
Me: "Why?"
DCW: "It's fun!"

Posted by jennj at January 20, 2006 05:17 PM