*snort*

"....WASHINGTON - Seeking to placate a conservative base clamoring for tough enforcement of immigration laws, President Bush unveiled a new weapon in the war to defend the nation’s southern borders: giant, man-eating birds.

..."One of these birds can take out an entire El Camino," the President remarked, "and two should be able to handle all but the most packed flat-bed pickups and conversion vans."..."

HAHAHAHA. This guy always cracks me up.

And then his Top Ten Tuesday: What are we going to do about the high gas prices? Some of my favorites:

9) Research combustion engines that run on wishful thinking.
6) Remove environmental protections until people are too sick to drive.
2) Throw a lot of feces and see if it sticks.

Posted by jennj at April 28, 2006 04:56 PM